Srilankan Jokes - Fun SMS

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I'd send u me

If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.if a hug was a second i'd send u hours.if a smile was water i'd send u a sea.if love was a person i'd send u me!

Send u eternity!

If water was a kiss id send u the sea.if a hug was 1 leaf id send u a tree if luv were forever id send u eternity!

I wood never cry

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

I'M AN ALIEN.

I'm an Alien.I have just transformed myself into this test.As you are reading I'm having sex with your eyeballs.I know that you like it because you are smiling. Ha ha ha

Wedding ring and Suffering

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

We repair

We repair what your husband fixed